Political Jokes

Political Jokes

Two KGB officers are traveling on a train and telling each other political jokes.
- Hold on a second, I'll change the tape, - says one.
- Don't bother, you can copy from mine later, - says the other.

The president […] is walking through a forest and gets lost.
He sees a boy:
- Little boy, could you show me the way out of the forest? I'm the president, I'll reward you with a Hero's medal!
- I'll ask my mama.
An hour later:
- Uncle President, and will you give me a postmortem award?
- Why postmortem?
- Because mama said that if I showed you the way, she'd kill me!